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  added May 12, by the nose
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Days Of Yore
by molkman
Kings and castles with style, yo.
Nuke Me!
Dodge bombs for scores.
Fun in the...
...Torture Chamber. Avoid spikes.
Whack-A-Plane!
Sidescroller with planes.
Throw Ancient Stuff!
Throw Stuff.
Graveyard of...
...drunken Souls.
Santa's Revenge!
Hit gnomes personally.
Run, lil' Broccoli!
The cook's after you.
Pants Volcano
Shoot random stuff!
 Silly the Pig
  added May 25 2005, by molkman
Silly the Pig is being chased by mean gangsters. Find out how the story of this breathtaking thriller developes.

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"Terms" consists of tee and his happy friends eee, are, emmm and ess. Everyone likes terms, because it's so short and yet long! Terms is the solution for all your life's problems.

A quick look at terms's history. Terms is an old word, founded in 1623 by Frank Terms and describes pants, chocolate chips, red bicycles, trees, applepie and landfill sites with too less cheese. Sometimes peanutbutterjellyfishsoup too, but just sometimes.
The illustration above shows impressivley how interesting the shape of everyone's favourite word terms is, the well formed s as well as the rectangular t that give s the word its originality. Many scientists have already examined the word, but only a few solved the puzzle of science. Some found out that the word terms is plural, but that's a lie! The inquisiton already took care of them.

"omfg, terms is so awesome;
I strongly recommend that!"
-Guy with name.

"Boo"
And from now on everyone can have his/her own terms! Just visit you local retailer and ask for terms. But watch out; don't hestitate and check if your terms has the qualities you want it to have, if not, just leave. In addition, you could say something rude too. (e.g. "You asshole!", "Shitpant!" or "I know only one guy who wears that hat!")


"and" is also a famous word, almost everyone uses it. Excpet people from New Zealand, they use cheese instead. Androids like it too. Sadly, though, the word is threatened by &. But watch out: And can easily be confused with ant!

Here's a survey on the popularity of and.